Your puny planet is my plaything
Before I destroy you.
Hot hail from a crimson sky,
And lots of volcanoes.
Pathetic Earthlings don't stand a chance
Against my awesome power.
You feel the sting of the fist of Ming
And you tremble and cower.
My rule extends to the farthest planet,
I'm looking pimp in my gowns of satin.
I am Ming the Merciless,
Ruler of the universe.
My gaze can paralyze
And I laugh as I watch you die.
A crackpot names Zarkoff
Crash landed my pad.
Reaching out in the name of peace
He gets the back of my hand.
I crush his will, I steal his thoughts,
I wipe his brain clean.
He joins the ranks of my massive army.
He now belongs to Ming.
You little shits think that you can resist me?
There is no escape from The Ming Almighty!
I am Ming the Merciless,
Ruler of the universe.
I am infinity
And your ass belongs to me.
The Earth maiden is a sassy lass,
I like her pretty face.
She'll please me as my newest bride
Until I jettison her into space.
He fair haired and muscly friend
Thinks that I could be overturned.
I'll feed him to the lizard men,
Or torture him with the ball worms.
Not the ball worms!
I'll teach you what the Hawkmen already know:
Bow to me or pay the toll!
I am Ming the Merciless,
Ruler of the universe.
I am dark and depraved
And you are all my slaves.
Hot Dog.
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